Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just found puke in my bra..
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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