margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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