these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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