That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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