Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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