I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The best revenge is premature balding
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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