Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We're too hungover to prance.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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