How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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