UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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