so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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