My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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