I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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