I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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