If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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