i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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