So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I want a musical about memes.
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