Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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