so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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