arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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