Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Couch. On fire.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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