your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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