A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
She made me pour olive oil on her.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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