Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
FUCK WHALES
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