dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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