her vagine was all disorganized.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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