My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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