oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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