so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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