Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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