my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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