i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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