Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
the liver wants what the liver wants
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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