Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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