help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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