My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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