i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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