I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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