Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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