And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
