Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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