So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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