I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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