Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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