He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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