My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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