Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
