So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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