she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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