sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She told me I should be a condom model.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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