he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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