i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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