come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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