So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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